{"id":2297,"date":"2012-04-27T10:53:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-27T18:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2297"},"modified":"2012-04-27T10:53:00","modified_gmt":"2012-04-27T18:53:00","slug":"pests-then-more-pests","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/27\/pests-then-more-pests\/","title":{"rendered":"Pests, then more pests."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There were tons of weird bugs and animal s in our house.\u00a0 At one point there was a 3&#8242; centipede hanging from the ceiling and a small rat I threw off the porch.\u00a0 Later there was a mouse that i mistook for a piece of fuzz at first.\u00a0 I picked it up and it&#8217;s nails hurt my hand and it tried biting me, so I bit it&#8217;s neck to kill it and threw it off the porch.\u00a0 We had some large dog that wasn&#8217;t ours but we were watching for someone, and it jumped off the porch after it.\u00a0 i jumped off and tried to get the dog calmed down and back into the house.\u00a0 I started runningaround the block to get to the steps, instead of simply runing to the steps.<\/p>\n<p>Then I woke up from shit sleep, and when I fell back asleep I had some nemesis who was all about the bizarre drugs.\u00a0 He had some blue vial with a huge needle he kept trying to stick me with and Isomehow managed to stab him with a few of them.\u00a0 He and some other people kept drying to steak back into the house andI had to keep locking the doors over and over.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There were tons of weird bugs and animal s in our house.\u00a0 At one point there was a 3&#8242; centipede hanging from the ceiling and a small rat I threw off the porch.\u00a0 Later there was a mouse that i mistook for a piece of fuzz at first.\u00a0 I picked it up and it&#8217;s nails &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2012\/04\/27\/pests-then-more-pests\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Pests, then more pests.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-2297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-B3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2297"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2299,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2297\/revisions\/2299"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}