{"id":2312,"date":"2012-05-18T08:36:32","date_gmt":"2012-05-18T16:36:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2312"},"modified":"2012-05-18T08:36:32","modified_gmt":"2012-05-18T16:36:32","slug":"i-know-this-is-going-to-be-bad-because-ghostbusters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/18\/i-know-this-is-going-to-be-bad-because-ghostbusters\/","title":{"rendered":"I know this is going to be bad, because Ghostbusters."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to the mall ith adam to get dirnner.\u00a0 We both ended up getting tunna club sandwiches.\u00a0 About halfway through I walked awy to go do something and when I come back the sandwiches were both gone and the guy was making us new ones.\u00a0 Apparently they realized that the ones we were eating were poisoned with bird flu.\u00a0 I wasn&#8217;t too concerned about this, but the restauarant guy suggested we all go somewhere to eat and drink.\u00a0 We eventually settled on going back to what was supposed to be adam&#8217;s house.\u00a0 Wen we got there the restaurant guy was nowhere to be found.\u00a0 Adam went outside to look for him and came back o inform me that we had aparently been\u00a0 kidnapped and tha tthe restaurant guy was a cop working to get us free.\u00a0 We went about our business and ate dinner, and eventually realized that the guy was only pretendingto be a cop, but was actually the guy who had kidnapped us.\u00a0 there was never any mention of ransom or why he was doing it, but eventually 3 large dominican guys and 1 skinny miles davis jr looking guy storemd over and grabbed him, yelling at him and eventually threw him to the ground.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t look and covered my ears as the skinny guy shot him in the middle of the street.\u00a0 He had white canvas shoes when he came in, after killing the guy they were blodo red.\u00a0 After that, we ended up in some other restaurant, apparently owned by the skinny ude.\u00a0 He walked in ackting a htough he never saw us before and said soe stuff to an employee, and left.\u00a0 The entire building was then evacuated by swat teams, and they led us out through a\u00a0 parking garage and onto the street in small controlledunits.\u00a0 Once we were on the street I somehow had Louie with me, along with my parnets dog Max.\u00a0 I looked at some business in the distance and saw a bunch of orange and blu e lights streaming off the rooftop .\u00a0 I tried telling one of the swat guys that this was going to be bad, and I knew this &#8220;because ghostbusters&#8221;.\u00a0 I kept repeating that I knew something terrible was about to happen &#8220;because Ghostbusters&#8221;, with noone listening.\u00a0 Then a beam shot up to the sky and you could see a pulse flow back through it as though something had landed.\u00a0 I picked up max and louie so they wouldn&#8217;t get trampled, and stareted trinng t o walk away without anyone getting raialed up.\u00a0\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know what the hell landed and never saw it but they were referring to it as &#8220;carry ewe&#8221; or &#8220;carry you&#8221;. 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