{"id":2353,"date":"2012-06-27T15:56:07","date_gmt":"2012-06-27T23:56:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2353"},"modified":"2012-06-27T15:56:07","modified_gmt":"2012-06-27T23:56:07","slug":"god-damn-everything-about-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/27\/god-damn-everything-about-this\/","title":{"rendered":"God damn everything about this."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I woke up from a brief night terror of finding Dirty inthe garbage at my parent&#8217;s house.\u00a0 When I started screaming to find out what happened I saw Jenny with her entire face bruised nad saw the railing of the deck had collapsed.\u00a0 Apparently the railing collapsed while she was taking Dirty out to play, fell, bruised the fuck out of her face and crushed Dirty as she was falling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning I woke up from a brief night terror of finding Dirty inthe garbage at my parent&#8217;s house.\u00a0 When I started screaming to find out what happened I saw Jenny with her entire face bruised nad saw the railing of the deck had collapsed.\u00a0 Apparently the railing collapsed while she was taking Dirty out &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2012\/06\/27\/god-damn-everything-about-this\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;God damn everything about this.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-2353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-BX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2353"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2354,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2353\/revisions\/2354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}