{"id":2356,"date":"2012-07-05T08:42:19","date_gmt":"2012-07-05T16:42:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2356"},"modified":"2012-07-05T08:42:19","modified_gmt":"2012-07-05T16:42:19","slug":"bears-and-bugs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/05\/bears-and-bugs\/","title":{"rendered":"Bears and bugs."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other night I was in the car with Jori and felt something bump it, we looked around and thought we saw a deer, and then a giant bear stood up by my window and started bashing the door.\u00a0 I tried driving away but it jumped on the hood and tried breaking through my cracked windshield.<\/p>\n<p>Last night I was in my parent&#8217;s back yard and there was a huge search and recovery team combing the area.\u00a0 Dozens of people vacuuming the woods and helicopters and stuff, all looking for a single bug that got loose.\u00a0 Apparently it was super rare and worth hundreds of thousands of dollars.\u00a0 One of the guys opened his vacuum up and found it, but it flew away as soon as he saw it- and went straight into my hand as I went to catch it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other night I was in the car with Jori and felt something bump it, we looked around and thought we saw a deer, and then a giant bear stood up by my window and started bashing the door.\u00a0 I tried driving away but it jumped on the hood and tried breaking through my cracked &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/05\/bears-and-bugs\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Bears and bugs.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-2356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-C0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2356"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2356\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2357,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2356\/revisions\/2357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}