{"id":2358,"date":"2012-07-10T16:33:09","date_gmt":"2012-07-11T00:33:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2358"},"modified":"2012-07-10T16:33:09","modified_gmt":"2012-07-11T00:33:09","slug":"dont-steal-my-friends-art-you-jerk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/10\/dont-steal-my-friends-art-you-jerk\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t steal my friend&#8217;s art you jerk!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some piece of art had been stolen from Adam&#8217;s and was being held for ransom.\u00a0 We spent a bit of time working out a way to detecrmine who stole it and how we could get it back.\u00a0 Eventually wecontacted the person and came to an agreement of playig some game and the winner gets te keep it.\u00a0 I showed up hours early and hid on the neigshbor&#8217;s porch with som ebinoculars so I could see into the house and give Adam pointers so he&#8217;d win.\u00a0 Right before e were about to start, Tym showed up on the deck and started talking to me and mentioning my presence.\u00a0 I got upset that he blew my cover, and then went to Plan B, which consisted of jumping on the guy who stole the art and basically hanging onh im and trying to suffocate him while he bashed me around the house.\u00a0 The guy&#8217;s sister was a young angelina jolie and he tried convincing her to set off the house&#8217;s alarm, which would kill the house&#8217;s power.\u00a0 He threw up a bunch of trip liens as I jumped and brought him to the floor with my legs around his kneck, and told him he got to choose between giving the art back, or my breaking his neck and killing or paralyzing him.\u00a0 Then Louie started barking in his sleep and woke me up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some piece of art had been stolen from Adam&#8217;s and was being held for ransom.\u00a0 We spent a bit of time working out a way to detecrmine who stole it and how we could get it back.\u00a0 Eventually wecontacted the person and came to an agreement of playig some game and the winner gets te &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2012\/07\/10\/dont-steal-my-friends-art-you-jerk\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Don&#8217;t steal my friend&#8217;s art you jerk!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-2358","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-C2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2358","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2358"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2358\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2360,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2358\/revisions\/2360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2358"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2358"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2358"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}