{"id":2397,"date":"2012-12-14T09:35:38","date_gmt":"2012-12-14T17:35:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2397"},"modified":"2012-12-14T09:35:38","modified_gmt":"2012-12-14T17:35:38","slug":"moonshine-and-teen-bitches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2012\/12\/14\/moonshine-and-teen-bitches\/","title":{"rendered":"Moonshine and teen bitches."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was renting a room in someone&#8217;s house for the weekend while they were gone, and brought over a collection of movies and a sega genesis.\u00a0 I then went and hung out with profit, who took me on an underground tour to where some people were making moonshine.\u00a0 We walked through some tunnels and then came back out in someone&#8217;s house.\u00a0 We walked around and he was certain noone lived there, but I slowly started recognizing it as the place I had been staying at.\u00a0 Later on, a bunch of pink busses and classic cars showed up in front of the ohuse and started tddropping off teenagers after their prom.\u00a0 I had a bunch of annoying teenage girls hanging out in the bedroom next to mine hhile i played my genesis.\u00a0 I offered them my copy of Fear and Loathing to watch, but they shot itdown.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was renting a room in someone&#8217;s house for the weekend while they were gone, and brought over a collection of movies and a sega genesis.\u00a0 I then went and hung out with profit, who took me on an underground tour to where some people were making moonshine.\u00a0 We walked through some tunnels and then &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2012\/12\/14\/moonshine-and-teen-bitches\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Moonshine and teen bitches.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-2397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-CF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2397"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2398,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2397\/revisions\/2398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}