{"id":240,"date":"2004-09-16T08:14:43","date_gmt":"2004-09-16T13:14:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/16\/picnic-in-the-ditch\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:52:23","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:52:23","slug":"picnic-in-the-ditch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/16\/picnic-in-the-ditch\/","title":{"rendered":"Picnic in the Ditch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jessica and I were at Becca&#8217;s house for dinner.  We were setting up a table outside.  Becc asked if I wanted to roll down into the bush, and laid down on the ground next to some bushes, and rolled down into them.  I put my food down on the swing-set, and quickly followed into the deep ditch.  It was open on one side next to the neighbors driveway, and felt like a big red couch.  We hugged and talked about our feelings for each other, she was very understanding of my situation.  Moments later, I noticed that my brother was peeing in the bushes from above.  We weren&#8217;t sure if he could see us or not, but we got out and sat at the table.  Jessica seemed either bored, or upset, and wasn&#8217;t sitting next to me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jessica and I were at Becca&#8217;s house for dinner. We were setting up a table outside. Becc asked if I wanted to roll down into the bush, and laid down on the ground next to some bushes, and rolled down into them. I put my food down on the swing-set, and quickly followed into the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2004\/09\/16\/picnic-in-the-ditch\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Picnic in the Ditch&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-3S","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=240"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1275,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240\/revisions\/1275"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}