{"id":2415,"date":"2013-04-04T09:03:11","date_gmt":"2013-04-04T17:03:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=2415"},"modified":"2013-04-04T09:03:11","modified_gmt":"2013-04-04T17:03:11","slug":"dont-steal-my-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/04\/dont-steal-my-car\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t. Steal. My. Car."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We went to get haircuts at this new place.\u00a0 It apparently catered more towards kids and when we made our appointment a woman let us in right away, only to tell us it would probably be about 30 minutes before being seated.\u00a0 after walking through the door it was just a huge line going back and fourth down a sloped floor.\u00a0 Kids everywhere and a singel peros n with a pair of scinssors giving everyone terrible haircuts.\u00a0 I dorn&#8217;t recall how long we stayed around theer.\u00a0 It was creepy and loud and everyone got terrible haircuts.<\/p>\n<p>Later, I was walking down my street back at my parent&#8217;s house and saw my car with the door open.\u00a0 I figured I forgot to close it or lock it and someone had broken in and started freaking out.\u00a0 Getting closer, I saw both windows and doors broken open and the back was smashed to hell.\u00a0 Looked like someone tried breaking in and then driving it semwhore to only get in an accident.\u00a0 I started looking to see if anything had been stolen ad then stood in my neighbor&#8217;s yard while calling the police.\u00a0 Some kid came to the car and rifling through it like he knew where things were, and I got the idea that he is the one that did this.\u00a0 I grabed him by the neck and smashed his face into the car, and then strangled him for a good long while, all while I was on the phone with the police.\u00a0 My entire hand reached around his neck and I kept hitting him against the car.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We went to get haircuts at this new place.\u00a0 It apparently catered more towards kids and when we made our appointment a woman let us in right away, only to tell us it would probably be about 30 minutes before being seated.\u00a0 after walking through the door it was just a huge line going back &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/04\/dont-steal-my-car\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Don&#8217;t. Steal. My. Car.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-2415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-CX","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2415"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2417,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2415\/revisions\/2417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}