{"id":244,"date":"2004-10-08T07:58:53","date_gmt":"2004-10-08T12:58:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/08\/poop-2\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:49:13","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:49:13","slug":"poop-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/08\/poop-2\/","title":{"rendered":"POOP!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I ran to a toilet in a large room with a stomach ache.  It didn&#8217;t have walls around it, i ddont&#8217; think.  Rory was behind me, and went into a stall as I started making the most horrible sounds as shit sprayed from my ass.  When we both got out, I apologized and explained that I didn&#8217;t know how I got his girlfriends sweater (actually, it&#8217;smy girlfriends).  Later on, they both came to hang out, and his Jessica was teasing me about the poop earlier.<\/p>\n<p>I woke up with an awful stomach ache, and sat on the toilet for around 20 minutes beforec oming back upstairs and having difficulty falling back asleep from the pain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I ran to a toilet in a large room with a stomach ache. It didn&#8217;t have walls around it, i ddont&#8217; think. Rory was behind me, and went into a stall as I started making the most horrible sounds as shit sprayed from my ass. When we both got out, I apologized and explained that &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/08\/poop-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;POOP!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-3W","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=244"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1271,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/244\/revisions\/1271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}