{"id":245,"date":"2004-10-10T10:25:13","date_gmt":"2004-10-10T15:25:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/10\/still-old-friend\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:49:12","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:49:12","slug":"still-old-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/10\/still-old-friend\/","title":{"rendered":"Still. Old. Friend."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t remember why I did it, but I tgave myself a fake mahawk like my radia flier, and went to ym old highschool.  I just walked around, not talking to anyone.  I went to the bathroom, whihmr barton r whoever he was was guarding at his litttle teachers post.  He didn&#8217;t see me I guess, and I wet my hair to make it look better.  I walked around some more and eventually ran into adam cook, I told him the hair was fake and that making fun of his hair wasn&#8217;t actually the intent.  he said he cuold tell it was fake, and then we walked away.  I headed outt, and for some reason needed to pass through the kitchen to leave- barton saw me and followed me to the door on he other side.  I walked over to the opposite side, and pushed my way through the small 4-door space that there was.  he saw me, and chased after me looking pretty pisssed.  After he gave up chasnig me, I came back over to see what he would do- calling him a pussy now, since he wouldn&#8217;t bully me like he used to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t remember why I did it, but I tgave myself a fake mahawk like my radia flier, and went to ym old highschool. I just walked around, not talking to anyone. I went to the bathroom, whihmr barton r whoever he was was guarding at his litttle teachers post. He didn&#8217;t see me I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2004\/10\/10\/still-old-friend\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Still. Old. Friend.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-3X","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=245"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1270,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/245\/revisions\/1270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}