{"id":251,"date":"2005-01-09T10:08:14","date_gmt":"2005-01-09T15:08:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/09\/i-wouldnt-want-to-smell-like-poo-either\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:49:08","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:49:08","slug":"i-wouldnt-want-to-smell-like-poo-either","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/09\/i-wouldnt-want-to-smell-like-poo-either\/","title":{"rendered":"I wouldn&#8217;t want to smell like poo either."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure where we were- karle and some other guy were with me.  I was drawing up and idea for a college T stotion while some other dude, a suit, talked to me while I ignoredh im.  I eventulally realized that my drawing wis crap, and trashed it.  Jarle and whoever had just gottenb ack, but I asked if they wanted to take a break.  They did, and e headed down to the beach.  I ran along the loating pier, and jumped in.  Shortly afterwards, I started turning into vegetables.  A witch in the house nearby wasi n the window and pointing at me.   I arn over and tried stopping them.  Karle came to.  I was able to krock the witch down and make herdrop her cardboard wand.  She picked up a small piece and started reciting a spell.  I grabbed it out of her hands, pointed it at her and fiished with something random.<\/p>\n<p>I tore up the wand and said some spell about smelling like poo.  She turned into a dog. I threw the wand out into the otcean for it to get swept away, and then I wokeeup.  I&#8217;m going back to sleep now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not sure where we were- karle and some other guy were with me. I was drawing up and idea for a college T stotion while some other dude, a suit, talked to me while I ignoredh im. I eventulally realized that my drawing wis crap, and trashed it. Jarle and whoever had just gottenb &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2005\/01\/09\/i-wouldnt-want-to-smell-like-poo-either\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t want to smell like poo either.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-43","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=251"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1265,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions\/1265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}