{"id":264,"date":"2005-04-17T12:20:56","date_gmt":"2005-04-17T17:20:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/17\/damn-you-moby-damn-you\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:48:53","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:48:53","slug":"damn-you-moby-damn-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/17\/damn-you-moby-damn-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Damn you, Moby!  Damn you!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Justin and I had gotten in line after the Moby concert, outside his trailer.  It was a long line, and it had started raining.  Justin took offg his coat to put on another shirt or something, but ended up getting sap on his shirt, and was pissed.  I told him to have Moby sign the shirt, and to sell it on eBay for 300$USD.  He said &#8220;300?  Try 3,000!&#8221;  And I said &#8220;Hell, 3 Billion!  Sell the shirt for ALL OF EBAY!&#8221;.  Some girl behind us started laughing at that comment.  When we got to the trailer, there was a sign saying it cost 40$USD to see Moby, and 60 for premium, whatever that meant.  Justin and I both decided not to pay to see him, and then I caught a glimpse of him making a smoothie for someone inside, saying that the money went to some animal rights cause.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Justin and I had gotten in line after the Moby concert, outside his trailer. It was a long line, and it had started raining. Justin took offg his coat to put on another shirt or something, but ended up getting sap on his shirt, and was pissed. I told him to have Moby sign the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/17\/damn-you-moby-damn-you\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Damn you, Moby!  Damn you!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-4g","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=264"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1252,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions\/1252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}