{"id":268,"date":"2007-07-09T06:29:52","date_gmt":"2007-07-09T11:29:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/09\/too-tired-to-type-right-away-wish-i-had-a-dictator-to-do-this-shit-for-me\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:42:24","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:42:24","slug":"too-tired-to-type-right-away-wish-i-had-a-dictator-to-do-this-shit-for-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/09\/too-tired-to-type-right-away-wish-i-had-a-dictator-to-do-this-shit-for-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Too tired to type right away.  Wish I had a dictator to do this shit for me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was dressing up like Wesley in the Princess Bride.  Carla had mentioned something about my getting a gift, which turned out to be my i>u shirt frm my parents.  It was a bit different though, and nat nearly as funny.  I got to work early, ubt left and had to come back for some reason.  I was tinkering around for a while with my belt and sword sheath in order to make it like Wesley&#8217;s.  I had it on my back like a nija at first.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was dressing up like Wesley in the Princess Bride. Carla had mentioned something about my getting a gift, which turned out to be my i>u shirt frm my parents. It was a bit different though, and nat nearly as funny. I got to work early, ubt left and had to come back for some &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/09\/too-tired-to-type-right-away-wish-i-had-a-dictator-to-do-this-shit-for-me\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Too tired to type right away.  Wish I had a dictator to do this shit for me.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-4k","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1201,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions\/1201"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}