{"id":281,"date":"2007-07-26T06:45:56","date_gmt":"2007-07-26T11:45:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/26\/2\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:42:17","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:42:17","slug":"they-dont-link-at-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/26\/they-dont-link-at-all\/","title":{"rendered":"They don&#8217;t link at all!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For some reason peter was iming karle about stuff. She entioned that she was doing things like twitter and all that, and had done a few jecaches. one of thm had her going out on a super long hike, it sounded. I the n ended up in a field where the army was fighting, looking for a cache. It was a tiny little one in a red chest like hte oen I have to put in a chache. I wa s hoping not to get shot and killed while I had it in my posession, so that it didn&#8217;t get lost.<\/p>\n<p>I was in some apartment compelex and the landlord was showing the place around. Somehow I got woind that the person they were showing was a serial killre, and I wa s being really cautious around te lace. I even gave dirty oloks to some new kid that was living tere, who was onyl like 8 years old. The older person I ened up suspecting to be the killer came into my room and started telling stories about when he worked at a school teaching bullfighing, until some woma n came in and complained about the noise at 2 in the morning. I went to the bathroom and go t so annoyed because everything I did ended up either having me tuch the toilet or getting pee on me. I ended up washing my entire arms and a good portion of my legs and pajamas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For some reason peter was iming karle about stuff. She entioned that she was doing things like twitter and all that, and had done a few jecaches. one of thm had her going out on a super long hike, it sounded. I the n ended up in a field where the army was fighting, looking &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/26\/they-dont-link-at-all\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;They don&#8217;t link at all!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-4x","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=281"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1192,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281\/revisions\/1192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}