{"id":282,"date":"2007-07-28T09:26:39","date_gmt":"2007-07-28T14:26:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/28\/insulin-gigilo\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:42:16","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:42:16","slug":"insulin-gigilo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/28\/insulin-gigilo\/","title":{"rendered":"Insulin Gigilo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was visiting some lady who had a diabetc odg.  She wanted me to give the dog it&#8217;s shot, which apparently was one of my own or something.  I appa&#8217;rently was a gigilo.  the dog&#8217;s left side was periodically paralised, and it slunked oer te me.  I took the collar off and put it back on imediately ho tee how well he got along with my dog.  I diddn&#8217;t put the collar no as well as I normallly do, though.<\/p>\n<p>Evenutually it seems like some other guy came in and neede a shot as well, and I only had one.  He put his foot behind his head and said to start licking.  If itwas the dog, the dog would et the shot, if it was me, I&#8217;d get it.  Odd, because I was the one giving them.  This dream has me completely confused.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was visiting some lady who had a diabetc odg. She wanted me to give the dog it&#8217;s shot, which apparently was one of my own or something. I appa&#8217;rently was a gigilo. the dog&#8217;s left side was periodically paralised, and it slunked oer te me. I took the collar off and put it back &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/28\/insulin-gigilo\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Insulin Gigilo&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-4y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=282"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1191,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions\/1191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}