{"id":288,"date":"2007-08-18T01:10:51","date_gmt":"2007-08-18T09:10:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/18\/smooth-operator\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T18:13:14","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T02:13:14","slug":"smooth-operator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/18\/smooth-operator\/","title":{"rendered":"Smooth operator."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So while looking for a room to rent here in California, the nicest place yet was with this cool girl that works for TiVo.  I tried renting the place, and she ultimately decided she&#8217;d rather rent it to women.  While that certainly sucks, she&#8217;s a regular climber at the gym about 2 seconds from her house, and asked if I&#8217;d be interested in meeting up there sometime.  This is awesome, and I said &#8220;hell yes&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>So tonight we met there and were bouldering for a bit.  We were going back and fourth trying a V2 that was giving us some trouble, and on one of my turns that I was actually making some progress, I fell and twisted my ankle.  It wasn&#8217;t too bad at first, and I was able to complete a few other climbs, but then it pretty much said &#8220;No, sorry, fuck you Jaeson.  I&#8217;m done&#8221;, and then it was done.  After only maybe 30 minutes or so of climbing together, I had to be King Douchebag and call it quits for the night.<\/p>\n<p>Stupid ankle.  I fight my social retardation like hell, trying to be outgoing and meet new people in the area, and you go and screw it all up.  Thanks for nothing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My body doesn&#8217;t like meeting new people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,5],"tags":[28,31,29],"class_list":["post-288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-stuffs","category-unfun-stuffs","tag-injury","tag-moving","tag-rock-climbing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-4E","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=288"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1433,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions\/1433"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}