{"id":294,"date":"2007-08-28T05:30:54","date_gmt":"2007-08-28T13:30:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/28\/watch-out-for-snakes\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:42:11","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:42:11","slug":"watch-out-for-snakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/28\/watch-out-for-snakes\/","title":{"rendered":"Watch out for snakes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Started off in my partnts backyard.  I saw a  snake in the toilet that looked like a coral snake , but I couldn&#8217;t reemmber whhich colour scheme was poisones.  I asked dad as the snake crawled out and started fllowing me, and that alone gave me a good idea that it was..  Petr ran uot of the yard using a bunch of spam messages to keep from downloadnig those cereps it would&#8217;ve been much easier.<\/p>\n<p>Then it turned ito some really boring stouff with a fake snake attack on a family, which went on for far too long.  Eventually Dirty got to attack teh snakes, be at 54 in dog years that wasn&#8217;t goodfor her back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Started off in my partnts backyard. I saw a snake in the toilet that looked like a coral snake , but I couldn&#8217;t reemmber whhich colour scheme was poisones. I asked dad as the snake crawled out and started fllowing me, and that alone gave me a good idea that it was.. Petr ran uot &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/28\/watch-out-for-snakes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Watch out for snakes!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-294","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-4K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=294"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1183,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/294\/revisions\/1183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=294"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=294"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=294"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}