{"id":297,"date":"2007-09-05T07:18:15","date_gmt":"2007-09-05T15:18:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/05\/i-think-this-was-in-the-twilighty-zone\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:42:09","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:42:09","slug":"i-think-this-was-in-the-twilighty-zone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/05\/i-think-this-was-in-the-twilighty-zone\/","title":{"rendered":"I think this was in the twilighty zone."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Unfortunately I was too lazy to get up and type this one immediately after waking up form it.<\/p>\n<p>I got invited into some secret club.  They liked me because I ridiculed some other recruitment during his questioning.  I got to travel to weird places and walk ver really well made &#8216;invisible paths&#8217; over water and stuff.  I visited osme abandoned hotel that was really nice and cost people 900$\/night to stay.  There was a ton nof porn magazines on the lobby counter, the place had no power.  Then I went back home and peter was helping dad mix alcohol into 2litre soda bottles.  We were all headed to IHOP and I was showing mom Me Talk Pretty One Day.  I don&#8217;t remember anything else.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unfortunately I was too lazy to get up and type this one immediately after waking up form it. I got invited into some secret club. They liked me because I ridiculed some other recruitment during his questioning. I got to travel to weird places and walk ver really well made &#8216;invisible paths&#8217; over water and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/05\/i-think-this-was-in-the-twilighty-zone\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I think this was in the twilighty zone.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-4N","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=297"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1180,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/297\/revisions\/1180"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}