{"id":299,"date":"2007-09-13T07:31:42","date_gmt":"2007-09-13T15:31:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/13\/dinner-damnit\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:42:08","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:42:08","slug":"dinner-damnit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/13\/dinner-damnit\/","title":{"rendered":"Dinner, damnit!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Justin wa s in the area for work, but for some reason had his car here.  I drove around in a parkinglot and foun dhis car by yautotargetting.  I then spent  far too much time trying to put a  note that asked if he wanted to do dinner on his windshield.  Too small, wrote in crappy pen, wrote in sharpie, and theen ajdjusted it under the windshield forever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Justin wa s in the area for work, but for some reason had his car here. I drove around in a parkinglot and foun dhis car by yautotargetting. I then spent far too much time trying to put a note that asked if he wanted to do dinner on his windshield. Too small, wrote in &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/13\/dinner-damnit\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Dinner, damnit!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-4P","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=299"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1178,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/299\/revisions\/1178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}