{"id":30,"date":"2007-02-15T09:47:25","date_gmt":"2007-02-15T14:47:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/15\/forgot-we-were-still-home\/"},"modified":"2009-07-07T19:04:48","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T03:04:48","slug":"forgot-we-were-still-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/15\/forgot-we-were-still-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Forgot we were still home?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, Danielle and I had a nice candlelit &#8216;toss it in the oven&#8217; 4 course take-away dinner from a nearby Italian restaurant.<\/p>\n<p>My main meal was Eggplant Parmesan and Danielle had Fillet of Sole with a lobster sauce.\u00a0 It was a ton of food, and we didn&#8217;t come anywhere near finishing.<br \/>\nEnter this morning.<\/p>\n<p>With me still in bed and Danielle in the bathroom brushing her teeth, Dirty apparently forgot that we hadn&#8217;t left yet.\u00a0 Our furry little opportunistic bitch helped herself to the leftover lobster sauce.\u00a0 I remember hearing Danielle yell at her as she licked sauce off the carpet, only finding out what actually happened right before she left for work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, Danielle and I had a nice candlelit &#8216;toss it in the oven&#8217; 4 course take-away dinner from a nearby Italian restaurant. My main meal was Eggplant Parmesan and Danielle had Fillet of Sole with a lobster sauce.\u00a0 It was a ton of food, and we didn&#8217;t come anywhere near finishing. Enter this morning. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/15\/forgot-we-were-still-home\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Forgot we were still home?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[48,46],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-what-dirty-got-into-today","tag-dog","tag-pet"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-u","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1018,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions\/1018"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}