{"id":301,"date":"2007-09-15T07:42:52","date_gmt":"2007-09-15T15:42:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/15\/rock-off\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:42:06","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:42:06","slug":"rock-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/15\/rock-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Rock-off"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some girl was staying the night at my huouse and I gave her a obx of cereal next to her bed and got her set up.  Not sure if it was upposed to be Danielle or not.  I was challenging the devil to a D-style rock-off, but my guita r string broke.  I was mainly just smacing the strings anyways.  He then tried taking varaious things that I had and I wouldn&#8217;t let him.  He ended up not going to bedu ntil late.  Afterwards I kissed her in relief that we coul dfinally go to bed and she aksed if we could make love.  Unforntunately I woke up right then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some girl was staying the night at my huouse and I gave her a obx of cereal next to her bed and got her set up. Not sure if it was upposed to be Danielle or not. I was challenging the devil to a D-style rock-off, but my guita r string broke. I was mainly &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/15\/rock-off\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Rock-off&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-301","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-4R","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=301"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1176,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/301\/revisions\/1176"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=301"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=301"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=301"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}