{"id":304,"date":"2007-09-23T16:21:49","date_gmt":"2007-09-24T00:21:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/23\/nobody-steals-my-goldfish\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:42:00","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:42:00","slug":"nobody-steals-my-goldfish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/23\/nobody-steals-my-goldfish\/","title":{"rendered":"Nobody steals my Goldfish."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was involved in some fucked up heist, stealing a apaper sized box of money and same goldfish crackers fro m a truck on the highway.  There was some backstabing going on and it was really confusing trying to figure out who was stealing from who.  I thought I figured it out and stolethe stuff again, but ended up helping people that tried to steal it from me.  Once I eventually figured it out I got out and stole stuff in the middle of a freeway with cars driving past me, and threw it into a giant 16-wheeler nrutkc.  I  slid the stuff to the front, but onever closed the back.  I then  reversed on the highway and took the onnramp to drive off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was involved in some fucked up heist, stealing a apaper sized box of money and same goldfish crackers fro m a truck on the highway. There was some backstabing going on and it was really confusing trying to figure out who was stealing from who. I thought I figured it out and stolethe stuff &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/09\/23\/nobody-steals-my-goldfish\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Nobody steals my Goldfish.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-4U","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1173,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions\/1173"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}