{"id":306,"date":"2007-10-09T06:57:36","date_gmt":"2007-10-09T14:57:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/09\/how-about-a-nice-tall-glass-of-solid-onion\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:34:38","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:34:38","slug":"how-about-a-nice-tall-glass-of-solid-onion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/09\/how-about-a-nice-tall-glass-of-solid-onion\/","title":{"rendered":"How about a nice tall glass of solid onion?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to some fast food  restaurant for breakfast and asked for an orange juice with my meal.  The cachier told me that they didn&#8217;t have any.  They didn&#8217;t have milke ither, which i asked about by accident.  I asked what they did have,and she told me solid noion.  I gave her a really strange look in return and explained that solid isn&#8217;t a drink, and onion juice isn&#8217;t really a beverage.  Some girrl behind me brushed up behind me but something stabbed and hurt my bak.  Some smal l piecof plastic I guess.  She apologized and asympathised with me about the lack of oranjucie.<\/p>\n<p>There was a sceond dream after this as well, but I don&#8217;t remember it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to some fast food restaurant for breakfast and asked for an orange juice with my meal. The cachier told me that they didn&#8217;t have any. They didn&#8217;t have milke ither, which i asked about by accident. I asked what they did have,and she told me solid noion. I gave her a really strange &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/09\/how-about-a-nice-tall-glass-of-solid-onion\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How about a nice tall glass of solid onion?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-4W","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=306"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1171,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/306\/revisions\/1171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}