{"id":307,"date":"2007-10-10T07:22:04","date_gmt":"2007-10-10T15:22:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/10\/swampshower-is-a-funny-word-and-not-used-in-this-post\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:34:37","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:34:37","slug":"swampshower-is-a-funny-word-and-not-used-in-this-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/10\/swampshower-is-a-funny-word-and-not-used-in-this-post\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Swampshower&#8221; is a funny word, and not used in this post."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For some reason I was out with some guy and we had to wade through tsome swamy areas to get back home. When I finally did get back I took a nice long shower with some cute girl.  In the morning I walked into the kitchen and saw her resting before work.  I woke her up and told her she needed to get up and hse started hurrying out the door.  I told her I loved her and to have a good day without thinking abot it.  She seemed confused and asked what I said, and I repeated it.  Her response was  then a sortof nervous &#8216;okay&#8217;, I think because we hadn&#8217;t know each other long.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For some reason I was out with some guy and we had to wade through tsome swamy areas to get back home. When I finally did get back I took a nice long shower with some cute girl. In the morning I walked into the kitchen and saw her resting before work. I woke her &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/10\/10\/swampshower-is-a-funny-word-and-not-used-in-this-post\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8220;Swampshower&#8221; is a funny word, and not used in this post.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-4X","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=307"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1170,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions\/1170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}