{"id":32,"date":"2007-02-18T10:18:41","date_gmt":"2007-02-18T15:18:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/18\/yeah-i-get-women-clinging-to-me-all-the-time\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:48:19","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:48:19","slug":"yeah-i-get-women-clinging-to-me-all-the-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/18\/yeah-i-get-women-clinging-to-me-all-the-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Yeah, I get women clinging to me all the time."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to some class, or seminar type thing about coping with personality and body problems, like ocd and my tourettes.  Not sure why I went, didn&#8217;t figure it could be bhelped.  Maybe te find a way to make it a bit more subdued or tolerable.  I made some friends while I was there.  Some girlwith photographic momory and something else I don&#8217;t remember, some guy, and Moto, who put drinks into cups upsidedown.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>the girl asked for my phone number and I ended up sneaking over to her house, coming in through her bedrom window.  At one point I ended up hiding on her top bunk behind a stuffed animal, clearly visible to her little sister bust still went unsene.  I then fell down, still hiding behind an stuffed animal and she didn&#8217;t see me for a good while.  Eventually she sawa my hand, picked it up and looked at it before following up  my arm to seeing there was a boy in the room.  I mtioned for her to be quiet, and she was for a second and then started yelling &#8220;BOY!&#8221; in a high-pitched screetch I quickly held my hand over her mouth to quiet her.  When her mom came in, I smiled and told her that tea was ready.<\/p>\n<p>We wet to some building at  some point.  The guy I met from that seminor was there and up to no good.  Moto gave me a chocolaote latte or somethnig like that in an upside-down cup inside a cup.<\/p>\n<p>The girl kept calling e, just to talk.  I think she made herself my assumed girlfriend.  At some point we were on a plane, and she told me that despite her fear of flying she felt comfortable because I was learning to become a pilot.  Not  sure how that could comfort anyone I exploined that I&#8217;ve never flown a plane before, she didn&#8217;t care.  We hit some turbulence and then the plane went supersonic, and I woke p.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to some class, or seminar type thing about coping with personality and body problems, like ocd and my tourettes. Not sure why I went, didn&#8217;t figure it could be bhelped. Maybe te find a way to make it a bit more subdued or tolerable. I made some friends while I was there. 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