{"id":320,"date":"2007-11-05T06:06:11","date_gmt":"2007-11-05T14:06:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/05\/how-in-the-hell-did-i-end-up-as-him\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:34:33","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:34:33","slug":"how-in-the-hell-did-i-end-up-as-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/05\/how-in-the-hell-did-i-end-up-as-him\/","title":{"rendered":"How in the hell did I end up as him?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I helped with the teft of 2millon or something like that fram a bank. n Three other guys helped andwe kept the moneyi in a large case. \u00a0For a few days we all had to go about our lives as if nothing had happened, despite interrogations, and then we&#8217;d eventually take the money and split it up.The other hguys were more heavily watched than I was.I think they all got caught. \u00a0The n one of them came and started whipping me on the street until someone shot and killed him. \u00a0I grabbed the little spirit that came from hsi body and stepped on it until it popped.\u00a0Then it all sortof happened again. and I took the piece of paper he was on and shredded it. \u00a0His whispy little spririt came out and I whaipped that as well.did it back to him. \u00a0He started crying \u00a0Stole money, layed low, they got caught. \u00a0This time I ended up pretending I was walt mossberg and took the money right in front of everyone. \u00a0Nobody knew who h e was. \u00a0One of the guys that whipped me last time came and started to agin. \u00a0I was joe pesci, and I stole the whip and \u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I helped with the teft of 2millon or something like that fram a bank. n Three other guys helped andwe kept the moneyi in a large case. \u00a0For a few days we all had to go about our lives as if nothing had happened, despite interrogations, and then we&#8217;d eventually take the money and split &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/05\/how-in-the-hell-did-i-end-up-as-him\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How in the hell did I end up as him?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-5a","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=320"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1165,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/320\/revisions\/1165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}