{"id":328,"date":"2007-11-13T06:22:27","date_gmt":"2007-11-13T14:22:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/13\/yes-our-movie-is-this-exciting-to-watch-every-time\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:34:29","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:34:29","slug":"yes-our-movie-is-this-exciting-to-watch-every-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/13\/yes-our-movie-is-this-exciting-to-watch-every-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Yes.  Our movie is this exciting to watch.  Every time."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was supposed to hang out with Jori but I never heard from her.<\/p>\n<p>Instead Justin and I ended up arranging a large group of peopl to get together on a fairy boaat and watch Sexmatic.  We got a whole lot of peolee watching it and I ended up with a girl hwhile people watched hte movie.<\/p>\n<p>At one peoint I went over to shut a door barely holding my pantson.  Some girls had apparently racked the dor open so they could get out ind smoke or something, as i heard them being upset when I fixed it.  We ouldn&#8217;t let them watch the movie again. We got on hores back for some reasosn and started running down the river.  We went through a huge group of native americans that rode by us and fired bows and arrows at us.  Not sure why.  Justin almost gave up running until I told him the last one had stopped following us.<\/p>\n<p>After a bit further we came to a deade nd where we saw some large dark shadows on the ground.  It was alligators, though I kept calling them ROUSs.  They almost got Justin&#8217;s horse, too.  I was pissed that we got chased by native americans and now ROUSs and I forgot my camera. The ROUSs turned into slime creatures from WoW and we turned into WoW characters, or at least I did.  Runing on foot from the slimes, I was reminded that they&#8217;re faster on muck than rock.  I lead one down a bit of a hill to a dead end and ran back up to gain me smo distance.  I then started leaping on rocks tryingto get to where they couldn&#8217;t follow, at least ieastly.  we loooked for something like sandstone which would be much more difficult for them to traverse and get stuck in.  I tried jumping for a high rock wall but missed the &#8220;grab here&#8221; mark, and someone pulled me down to the ground<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was supposed to hang out with Jori but I never heard from her. Instead Justin and I ended up arranging a large group of peopl to get together on a fairy boaat and watch Sexmatic. We got a whole lot of peolee watching it and I ended up with a girl hwhile people watched &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/11\/13\/yes-our-movie-is-this-exciting-to-watch-every-time\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Yes.  Our movie is this exciting to watch.  Every time.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-5i","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=328"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1159,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions\/1159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}