{"id":341,"date":"2007-12-21T05:25:49","date_gmt":"2007-12-21T13:25:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/21\/books-are-calming\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:34:21","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:34:21","slug":"books-are-calming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/21\/books-are-calming\/","title":{"rendered":"Books are calming."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was siting at my desk ot work with a pizza box that was cut in half, eating out of it casually.  Some guy acme into the office and started killing everyone around, I just continued eating.  After everyone else was dead, he stared talking to me, telling me about soem book he&#8217;s reading that he likes and I answered him in short words while finishing my pizza.  I then went with him, hopping in his car and we went to a store.  He bought a big roll of tape and clear pastic tubing then started walking off to some rndom car.  I headed toward the store to get some tape of my own and he asked me to grab another two rolls and the cigar cutter for him.  After doing so, I headed back to his car.  There was someone else in it, sitting in nthe driver&#8217;s seat, but he quickly got out and the other guy slid over, letting me into the passenger seat.  A few seconds later, soe car in the lot exploded.  The 3rd guy tried opening the back door but it was locked on thatside.  He didn&#8217;t run around fastenough and we peeled off leaivng him behind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was siting at my desk ot work with a pizza box that was cut in half, eating out of it casually. Some guy acme into the office and started killing everyone around, I just continued eating. After everyone else was dead, he stared talking to me, telling me about soem book he&#8217;s reading that &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/12\/21\/books-are-calming\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Books are calming.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-341","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-5v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=341"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1147,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/341\/revisions\/1147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}