{"id":347,"date":"2008-01-08T06:53:12","date_gmt":"2008-01-08T14:53:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/08\/nice-to-see-him-even-if-it-was-through-the-bushes\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:34:16","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:34:16","slug":"nice-to-see-him-even-if-it-was-through-the-bushes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/08\/nice-to-see-him-even-if-it-was-through-the-bushes\/","title":{"rendered":"Nice to see him, even if it was through the bushes."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went over to Kelly&#8217;s house to say hello.  His door was open but he wasn&#8217;t there.  There was white stuff over his TV so I went in to make sure he hadn&#8217;t been broken into.  Turned out it was confetti or something on it.  I poked around in a few  piles of drawingns and holiday cards to see if I oculd find mine in the mix, but I didn&#8217;t see it.  I was able to find the copy of admarican sexmatic I left him in the dvd changer, which was nice.  As I was poking around, I saw his volovo pull up out the front window.  I got nervous and ran out the back door, hiding ebhind a bush s I watched him walked in. I was too afraid to run to my car, too afraid to run insideto see him after poking around.  My body wa sblocked in because I parked in his ddriveway, though, but he checked the place out and eralized it was nothing too bad.  unofrtnately I woke up before getting to say helle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went over to Kelly&#8217;s house to say hello. His door was open but he wasn&#8217;t there. There was white stuff over his TV so I went in to make sure he hadn&#8217;t been broken into. Turned out it was confetti or something on it. I poked around in a few piles of drawingns and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/08\/nice-to-see-him-even-if-it-was-through-the-bushes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Nice to see him, even if it was through the bushes.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-5B","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=347"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1141,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347\/revisions\/1141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}