{"id":351,"date":"2008-01-25T04:05:14","date_gmt":"2008-01-25T12:05:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/25\/ah-awkward-moments\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:34:14","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:34:14","slug":"ah-awkward-moments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/25\/ah-awkward-moments\/","title":{"rendered":"Ah, awkward moments."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Went to te Jori&#8217;s house with Sara for some reason.  Sara had to leave temporarily and one of Jori&#8217;s ex&#8217;s was around.  He ended up being drunk and offensive, making everyone uncomfortable and started gettting beligerant when he was told to leave.  I ended up dragging him out the window, somewhhat of his own accord since he was bigger than me.  He stomped on my chest once but that didn&#8217;t stop me from pulling him down the hall.  He kept saying how he wasn&#8217;t even being hurt by me and then I best his arm way up behind his back and he started screaming.  Saying he had some injury  and as I was pushing him out the door Jori poked my back and I yelled ow, telling her that I had back issues as well.  I pushed him out the door and locked it, and we watched him drive down over herlawn  and onto the street.<br \/>\nI think we were waiting to go see a comedy show with the woman that tried taking our payments for the show.Some joke came up about some rodes being built and using zip-ties to perosify them. and was repeated.  Someone asked if I wanted to shit into a footabg and I suggested mona lisa smile as said pisbag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Went to te Jori&#8217;s house with Sara for some reason. Sara had to leave temporarily and one of Jori&#8217;s ex&#8217;s was around. He ended up being drunk and offensive, making everyone uncomfortable and started gettting beligerant when he was told to leave. I ended up dragging him out the window, somewhhat of his own accord &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/25\/ah-awkward-moments\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Ah, awkward moments.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-5F","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=351"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1137,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351\/revisions\/1137"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}