{"id":360,"date":"2008-03-07T08:02:57","date_gmt":"2008-03-07T16:02:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/07\/hopefully-my-dog-will-be-better-behaved\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:34:08","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:34:08","slug":"hopefully-my-dog-will-be-better-behaved","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/07\/hopefully-my-dog-will-be-better-behaved\/","title":{"rendered":"Hopefully my dog will be better behaved."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thinks I just casually had the first drink.  It had me acting strange, but i don&#8217;t think too bad.  Then we all went out for dinner and I had more.  I later spent the night talking to a pit bull and a  boxer about why they should stop climbing u p and over the fecn to run in the horse area.  They both declined, getting past every thing I did to trya nd stop them.  Higher fence, curved outward fence, rollers betwneeen et ewires so tehy&#8217;d slip.  Everything I di, they beat or went around.  I eventually said fuck it and took them to a public park.  My owner thought I was insane, but  did ewll for the classes he brought hem in to.  E went to bed at sara&#8217;s  house and woke up early the next morning.  When she saw me she looked upset and confused, thinking I was up too early.  I thought I had done something wrong the night be fore, but she just thought I was too drunk to be getting up so early. EI remember getting in a fight with the pit when we went to the park, telling him he was an asshole beacuse he never listened..  Arlo came over with a breathalizer, everyone else was geting .15  or .17.  I bluew into it, waking myself up trying to blow into it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thinks I just casually had the first drink. It had me acting strange, but i don&#8217;t think too bad. Then we all went out for dinner and I had more. I later spent the night talking to a pit bull and a boxer about why they should stop climbing u p and over the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/07\/hopefully-my-dog-will-be-better-behaved\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Hopefully my dog will be better behaved.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-5O","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=360"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1128,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/360\/revisions\/1128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}