{"id":367,"date":"2008-04-02T05:46:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-02T13:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/02\/blame-it-all-on-the-video-game\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:32:08","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:32:08","slug":"blame-it-all-on-the-video-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/02\/blame-it-all-on-the-video-game\/","title":{"rendered":"Blame it all on the video game."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in some videogame that had trent reznor ni it.  He was hiding in a locked room and didn&#8217;t want some kid staying with him.  I coludn&#8217;t remember the command to instruct his robot kid to force someone out of the  place.  There was one point where some room had both his head and someone elses upside-down, trent started drooling on the other person while they got a bloody nosse.  Towards the end I found out there was a whole secret room built into trents room, up by the ceiling was a big padded climbing area with other people there.  Outside the building was made to look like a mechanic shop.  My car was there to get worked on but instead I just hung out with other climbers.  I eventually left and went out fliering.  While I was getting a flier ready, a car pulled up with some people in masks who started geting out with fliers.  I cheered for them and pointed out that I was just about to do the same.  They all introduced theirselves, and it turned out some of them had coe form that climbing building I was just at, and I ahd seen their faces.  <\/p>\n<p>Afterwards, I WAS Nin some weird neighbordoood.  Balls kept being toossed to me by inaniamte objects, and I&#8217;d hit or throw thme back.  I stopped at one place which had an tunnel to get around in made of snow.  I jumped down the hole at one point and a bear followed me.  We freaked out and got the bear to leave, but it ended up crumbling that part of the cave after the bear walked back over it. <\/p>\n<p> Leaving that place, I pused myself on a single tire.  I started smacking the snow off a tire so it&#8217;d sled faster, but I started geting followed.  I took an exit with a indy road and immediately did a 3-point turn ond went back onto the highway.  I went to justin&#8217;s house and when the truk got there they coudl&#8217;nt find me, eventhough I was sitting out in plain sight.  They went in to awtch the elections and didn&#8217;t bother me.  Later someone came in and started handing out free shirts and inflatable rafts.  I ad a raft put over me, and then the followers ended up noticing me.  I challenged them to keep up and follow me again, and had to kick like 8 prizoners out of y car so that I could drive around again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in some videogame that had trent reznor ni it. 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