{"id":376,"date":"2008-06-27T06:08:34","date_gmt":"2008-06-27T14:08:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/27\/mmm-pizzablanket\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:32:00","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:32:00","slug":"mmm-pizzablanket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/27\/mmm-pizzablanket\/","title":{"rendered":"Mmm, pizzablanket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>started as hanging out withtym, who was always being pursued by cops trying to arrest him.  he somehow managed never t get aught though.  all he ever atewere lihttle oevnmade pissas and his family worried alot about that.  when he finally got caught, he wasn&#8217;t allowed to go outside or anything and he used a large pizsa as a blanket that he&#8217;d eat.<\/p>\n<p>then i was in some school tryingto find a theatre with something good going on with some short fat dude that looked ilke josh.when I decided to leave some arts &#038; crafts crap alone he grabbed me and tod me if I ever heurt her I&#8217;d have to deal with him.  I laughed trying to walk away but he wouln&#8217;t let go .  jut kept grabbing me andlooking at me all serious wwhile I laughed andslowly walked to the exit, telling him he couldn&#8217;t do shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>started as hanging out withtym, who was always being pursued by cops trying to arrest him. he somehow managed never t get aught though. all he ever atewere lihttle oevnmade pissas and his family worried alot about that. when he finally got caught, he wasn&#8217;t allowed to go outside or anything and he used a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/06\/27\/mmm-pizzablanket\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Mmm, pizzablanket&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-64","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=376"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1112,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376\/revisions\/1112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}