{"id":377,"date":"2008-07-11T05:41:04","date_gmt":"2008-07-11T13:41:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/11\/terrible-shot\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:32:00","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:32:00","slug":"terrible-shot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/11\/terrible-shot\/","title":{"rendered":"Terrible shot."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some group of peopele wanted nme dead and hired a gunman to kill me.  The firrst time he accidentally shot o officer  who nas there to deal withme.  They tried stalling me andhaving me stand still so a sniper could get me while I was dealing with them.  Somehow mistook offiecr and I nad I ran off ducking olw.  This sort of thing happened for a while, just basically keeping an eye on rooves  and acolites that know everything.   later I as at a coworker&#8217;s place andn otice a black figure climibng onto a roof and laying down.  I left and started running around tres and shit for it to make me dizzier or imposssible ofr him to followe  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some group of peopele wanted nme dead and hired a gunman to kill me. The firrst time he accidentally shot o officer who nas there to deal withme. They tried stalling me andhaving me stand still so a sniper could get me while I was dealing with them. Somehow mistook offiecr and I nad I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/11\/terrible-shot\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Terrible shot.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-65","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=377"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1111,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/377\/revisions\/1111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}