{"id":38,"date":"2007-02-27T06:52:52","date_gmt":"2007-02-27T11:52:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/27\/couch-b-ball-is-where-its-at\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:48:16","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:48:16","slug":"couch-b-ball-is-where-its-at","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/27\/couch-b-ball-is-where-its-at\/","title":{"rendered":"Couch B-Ball is where it&#8217;s at."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was laying on the couch to fall asleep, throwing a basketball around for some reason.  It went rather far away from me and bounced for a good while ad I eventeuallly picked it up.  I heard the woman downstairs yell that she was about to come knocking.<\/p>\n<p>I was in a classroom for a peresntation during Kelly&#8217;s final period, watching a film on something.  Danielle and I wanted to go to wendy&#8217;s at next break, and  I went out in to the hlalway during the current one to tocck my shurt in.  I looked into one of Birmingham&#8217;s classes and stepped in for a minute.  My nose started running though, so I quickly ran out to get some tissue in the bathroom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was laying on the couch to fall asleep, throwing a basketball around for some reason. It went rather far away from me and bounced for a good while ad I eventeuallly picked it up. I heard the woman downstairs yell that she was about to come knocking. I was in a classroom for a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/27\/couch-b-ball-is-where-its-at\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Couch B-Ball is where it&#8217;s at.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-38","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-C","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1233,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38\/revisions\/1233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}