{"id":396,"date":"2008-09-18T06:48:28","date_gmt":"2008-09-18T14:48:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=396"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:31:54","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:31:54","slug":"omg-playboy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/18\/omg-playboy\/","title":{"rendered":"omg playboy?!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Was oding some tape backuptests overnight with jeff that ent from bad to worse. Te next day I decided I&#8217;d ues test backups untstead of real ones.  I woke up with a new an really annoying roommate that I didn&#8217;t speak to- he just ket annoying me.<\/p>\n<p>On my way to wokr i got a call from a wer girl who wa sdating my male roommate.  i stopped ath e school breifly to purchase  aspecial copy of playboy.  I saw some people putting cards in them though, and decidedto take one with me.  Didn&#8217;t have my glasses on so everything was nice nad ceal.  the cahcer didn&#8217;t like my  anhol nnot surprisingli lggot his manager. someone slipped me a quick note and when I looked it said it was from danielle.  I looked up and saw her wave then walk away.  Called for her a few times, joann acme thorugh the same door but ddin&#8217;t seeh r.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Was oding some tape backuptests overnight with jeff that ent from bad to worse. Te next day I decided I&#8217;d ues test backups untstead of real ones. I woke up with a new an really annoying roommate that I didn&#8217;t speak to- he just ket annoying me. On my way to wokr i got a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/18\/omg-playboy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;omg playboy?!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-6o","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1104,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions\/1104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}