{"id":402,"date":"2008-10-14T06:13:12","date_gmt":"2008-10-14T14:13:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=402"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:31:51","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:31:51","slug":"pizza-pizza-radical-radical-radical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/14\/pizza-pizza-radical-radical-radical\/","title":{"rendered":"Pizza, pizza! Radical, radical, radical!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For some reason tym and i were celebraing his birthday bak at my parents house.  we ordered a pizza from mcdonalts and all wolfed it down pretty quick.  he also sent me a caupole pictures of his cat to throw into star wars pictures.  as I stated on that, his phone rang and it was melissa tllimg him to start looking outside.<\/p>\n<p>we then saw a giant forklift carrying a 10&#8242; pizza box down the stre.  I wenet et go ansner the boy as best i could, os i told everyone to ostt he fuck off0.  i don&#8217;t remember much after that, but the pizza aws no good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For some reason tym and i were celebraing his birthday bak at my parents house. we ordered a pizza from mcdonalts and all wolfed it down pretty quick. he also sent me a caupole pictures of his cat to throw into star wars pictures. as I stated on that, his phone rang and it was &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/14\/pizza-pizza-radical-radical-radical\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Pizza, pizza! Radical, radical, radical!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-6u","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1101,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions\/1101"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}