{"id":407,"date":"2008-10-29T07:57:42","date_gmt":"2008-10-29T15:57:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=407"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:31:49","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:31:49","slug":"none-of-this-makes-sense-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/29\/none-of-this-makes-sense-to-me\/","title":{"rendered":"None of this makes sense to me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in ajail that had prizoners all lined up against a wall for soe reason, and was releasing some of them.  there was a little kid and a big black dude that were best friends, who started crying when they were separated.eventualy the bug guy heard the kid crying and they both cheered up.<\/p>\n<p>a friend and i had been aruing about so ething.  i think we were both injured but got better.  he was pissed that his necklace couldn&#8217;t feeel the same.<br \/>\nthen i was on a beach andx started using a kite to start sailing around , going in big wid circles that went near people with pretty good accuracy.  my friends asked when i learned to do that and i told them just thn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in ajail that had prizoners all lined up against a wall for soe reason, and was releasing some of them. there was a little kid and a big black dude that were best friends, who started crying when they were separated.eventualy the bug guy heard the kid crying and they both cheered up. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/29\/none-of-this-makes-sense-to-me\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;None of this makes sense to me&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-6z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=407"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1098,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/407\/revisions\/1098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}