{"id":419,"date":"2008-12-05T11:05:40","date_gmt":"2008-12-05T19:05:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=419"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:31:44","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:31:44","slug":"aww-yeah-hot-chick-all-up-in-mah-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/05\/aww-yeah-hot-chick-all-up-in-mah-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"Aww yeah, hot chick all up in mah stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Was trying to go to some restaurant for lunch, but it turned out to be an Arby&#8217;s.\u00a0 I think I got a drink and then left to find the original place I wanted to go.\u00a0 Met up with some people that also said they were heading there, and got a ride with them.\u00a0 Some cute girl in the back was all over me and we ended up at some weird fetishy type brothel or something.\u00a0 The cute girl and I walked to some of the softer stuff while the guy driving went into some weird kicking\/spanking room with weird dolls and stuff.\u00a0 There was some room with a fat chick, forget what she was doing but afterward her hair got cut really nice and apart from being blobulous and literally egg shaped, she looked pretty good.\u00a0 I woke up around this part I think.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Was trying to go to some restaurant for lunch, but it turned out to be an Arby&#8217;s.\u00a0 I think I got a drink and then left to find the original place I wanted to go.\u00a0 Met up with some people that also said they were heading there, and got a ride with them.\u00a0 Some cute &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/05\/aww-yeah-hot-chick-all-up-in-mah-stuff\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Aww yeah, hot chick all up in mah stuff&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-6L","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=419"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1092,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions\/1092"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}