Justin came over earlier to finish making a DVD for some shitty wedding. Shortly after he started using my computer, Danielle and I left to go out to dinner at a new pizza joint in town. The fact that Justin would only be there for a short while slipped our minds, and we forgot to close off the kitchen. I think it was as we walked up to the front door it suddenly dawned on us.<\/p>\n
We hoped like hell it wasn’t the freshly made cornbread.<\/p>\n
Opening the door, we saw a box-like thing, which turned out to be a box. A box of old, stale-ass graham crackers, more specifically. We were actually happy<\/em> Dirty had gotten into food that probably should have been thrown away months ago!<\/p>\n Then we settled down, and noticed crumbs all over the couch where Dirty normally sleeps. We’re less happy about this, but it’s not too bad. We then noticed that over by the other corner, where she was when we came home, she had buried and hidden soggy, dog-slobbery graham cracker between the cushions and under the blanket.<\/p>\n Buried soggy crackers? Dirty, you’re a cunt.<\/p>\n Update<\/strong>: She also left a mess of crumbs on my side of the bed, between the sheets.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Justin came over earlier to finish making a DVD for some shitty wedding. Shortly after he started using my computer, Danielle and I left to go out to dinner at a new pizza joint in town. The fact that Justin would only be there for a short while slipped our minds, and we forgot to … <\/p>\n