{"id":433,"date":"2009-02-09T09:09:16","date_gmt":"2009-02-09T17:09:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=433"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:31:41","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:31:41","slug":"no-bear-you-cannot-have-my-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/09\/no-bear-you-cannot-have-my-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"No, bear, you cannot have my stuff."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was at work, but working outside.\u00a0 I&#8217;d brought a long ethernet cable out to get online with.\u00a0 wondering if we were working on easter, i went inside and asked jeff, who called up ian to find out.\u00a0 while he was on the phone, i went back out to grab my laptop, but it as missing.\u00a0 i thought it got stolen, but saw the ethernet cable and followed it to my computer, which ad a black bear cup laying on it.\u00a0 i quickly pulled the lapotp from under it and strted walking away, noticing the mother looking at me from the top of the heill.\u00a0 i grabbed my camera too, and the cub started following me, playing with my tripod all the way and just seemingly pretty curious abuout it. \u00a0 i told the cub id set it up for it to look at, if it didn&#8217;t mind my being a safe distance away so i didn&#8217;t get killed by the mother.\u00a0 she seemed fine with this and i started setting everything up. somehow my tripod turned into a video camera stand that had a lift and could be driven around .<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>later, i was on a train and some guy gave me two bottles of booze and some other item to hold onto.\u00a0 i accepted ith no proble,m stuffing everything in my pants.\u00a0 a few minutes later, security came by and grabbed him while looking around at everyone else&#8230; 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