{"id":44,"date":"2007-03-21T06:45:03","date_gmt":"2007-03-21T11:45:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/21\/whos-your-daddy\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:48:13","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:48:13","slug":"whos-your-daddy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/21\/whos-your-daddy\/","title":{"rendered":"Who&#8217;s your daddy?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Danielle and I had a baby girl and I went telling everyone.  She had dark hair on her chest, which I said was just like her daddy.  She also started trying to speak right away.  I forget the name i suggested for her, though I think it started with an &#8216;M&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>I was then in some stranger&#8217;s house.  There was a fishtank someone had tried to stear and a newspaper.  The person trying to stear it originally went into the back romo for something.  I decided to try it myself.  I used a sock and strectched it over the tank to cover it up, and noticed that the newspaper mentioned the theft of this tank.  I deceded to take the sock off and not take anything, figurind the place was being watched.  The original thief and I left, and then Dirty and I ran through a bunch of parks.  She was off-leash adn behaved perfectly.<\/p>\n<p>I then fell back into the baby dream, and she had gotten two  raised bumps on her cheek overnight, and a few on her belly.  All on her left side.  We didn&#8217;t know what the cause was, but noone seemed too concerned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Danielle and I had a baby girl and I went telling everyone. She had dark hair on her chest, which I said was just like her daddy. She also started trying to speak right away. I forget the name i suggested for her, though I think it started with an &#8216;M&#8217;. I was then in &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/21\/whos-your-daddy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Who&#8217;s your daddy?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-I","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1229,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions\/1229"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}