{"id":46,"date":"2007-03-29T09:25:34","date_gmt":"2007-03-29T14:25:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/29\/she-needed-her-fix\/"},"modified":"2009-07-07T18:58:03","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T02:58:03","slug":"she-needed-her-fix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/29\/she-needed-her-fix\/","title":{"rendered":"She needed her fix."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In her usual douchy fashion, Dirty made a mess again the other night.<\/p>\n<p>We came home and saw that someone cute and furry had been riffling through Danielle&#8217;s pursebag; the contents sprawled out like a poisoned kindergarten class.  Amongst the deceased were such things as a Neti Pot, toothpaste, a chequebook, a Mach 3 Turbo razor, and various other things that I have no clue what they are.<\/p>\n<p>For a good while we had no clue what she was after in there, until later discovering her mouth and her bed smelled like chocolate.  It wasn&#8217;t until later that Danielle remembered she had a packet of hot chocolate in there, and it just occurred to me now that I don&#8217;t think we ever found the wrapper.<\/p>\n<div><a class=\"thickbox\" title=\"Notice the chocolate stain on the carpet.\" rel=\"20070329-dirty\" href=\"\/gallery\/d\/10135-2\/DSC00105.JPG\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/gallery\/d\/10136-1\/DSC00105.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In her usual douchy fashion, Dirty made a mess again the other night. We came home and saw that someone cute and furry had been riffling through Danielle&#8217;s pursebag; the contents sprawled out like a poisoned kindergarten class. Amongst the deceased were such things as a Neti Pot, toothpaste, a chequebook, a Mach 3 Turbo &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/03\/29\/she-needed-her-fix\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;She needed her fix.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[48,46],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-what-dirty-got-into-today","tag-dog","tag-pet"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1012,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions\/1012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}