{"id":48,"date":"2007-04-06T10:13:49","date_gmt":"2007-04-06T15:13:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/06\/peeshirt\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:48:11","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:48:11","slug":"peeshirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/06\/peeshirt\/","title":{"rendered":"Peeshirt!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dirty and I were driving somewhere and I pulled over to let her go to the bathroom.\u00a0 For some reason my coat and shirt were on the ground, and she peed on them.\u00a0 I put my shirt on and showed Danielle the giant, wet, pee-mark on the back.\u00a0 Somehow it didn&#8217;t go through to the front of the shirt or my jacket, and it didn&#8217;t feel wet or cold.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dirty and I were driving somewhere and I pulled over to let her go to the bathroom.\u00a0 For some reason my coat and shirt were on the ground, and she peed on them.\u00a0 I put my shirt on and showed Danielle the giant, wet, pee-mark on the back.\u00a0 Somehow it didn&#8217;t go through to the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/06\/peeshirt\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Peeshirt!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-48","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/syyGP-peeshirt","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=48"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1226,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48\/revisions\/1226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=48"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=48"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=48"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}