{"id":49,"date":"2007-04-08T10:25:05","date_gmt":"2007-04-08T15:25:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/08\/hadou-daffyduck\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:48:09","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:48:09","slug":"hadou-daffyduck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/08\/hadou-daffyduck\/","title":{"rendered":"Hadou-daffyduck!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was making fun of Danny Bonaduce at some party at my parents&#8217;s house, but later needed him to give me a ride home.  He said sure, ubt drove me upt o a dead end strreet.  I told him I used to come up there to skaet  down the hill really fast, and he laughed and got out of the car.  He wanted to fight me because of the things I was saying about him, and told me that if I beat him he&#8217;d give me a ride home. We both started using fighting moves that turned us into looney toons characters for special powers.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was making fun of Danny Bonaduce at some party at my parents&#8217;s house, but later needed him to give me a ride home. He said sure, ubt drove me upt o a dead end strreet. I told him I used to come up there to skaet down the hill really fast, and he laughed &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/08\/hadou-daffyduck\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Hadou-daffyduck!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-49","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-N","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1225,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions\/1225"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}