{"id":59,"date":"2007-05-02T06:46:21","date_gmt":"2007-05-02T11:46:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/02\/ahh-college\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:42:34","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:42:34","slug":"ahh-college","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/02\/ahh-college\/","title":{"rendered":"Ahh, college."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went back to college.  Tym and Peter were both  going there as well.  Dad  drove me there with a bunchof stuff in the car and i headed into the cafeteria wearing ym bathrobe over myc lothes.  I went outside and opened up the back doori nto someones room.  There were three guys, one was using like a 10&#8242; long, thin tube to suck the other guys toes.  I apologized for intruding adn asked if they knew where I could find an RA to give me my room key.  Two of them pointed to the guy sucking on the tube, who then asked if I could wait.  For some reason I took part of the tube, which was going  through the other guys earlobe.  We had no clue how the hell that happened, and fortunately the tube wasn&#8217;t solid and my pieces were clean.<\/p>\n<p>I went back outside and my dad had already hne home.  Tym and another kid knoked on someone&#8217;s door tring to get them excited for somiething.  They wore  wearing boxing gloves and hoods. <\/p>\n<p>Evnthually I ot y room and called home to have them bring some stuff.  nothing had been packed yet and I had to basically tell tehm what to grab.  That wasn&#8217;t working though, and I apparently ended up at home.<\/p>\n<p>Some girl was spraying something in her room to make my room smelllike farts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went back to college. Tym and Peter were both going there as well. Dad drove me there with a bunchof stuff in the car and i headed into the cafeteria wearing ym bathrobe over myc lothes. I went outside and opened up the back doori nto someones room. There were three guys, one was &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/02\/ahh-college\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Ahh, college.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-X","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1216,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions\/1216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}