{"id":62,"date":"2007-05-18T12:56:55","date_gmt":"2007-05-18T17:56:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/18\/i-think-it-was-like-farscape-only-without-the-hot-pale-chick\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:42:33","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:42:33","slug":"i-think-it-was-like-farscape-only-without-the-hot-pale-chick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/18\/i-think-it-was-like-farscape-only-without-the-hot-pale-chick\/","title":{"rendered":"I think it was like Farscape, only without the hot pale chick."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t remember much, which is a shame since I remember it being pretty good.\u00a0 There was some sort of war going on and one of the people helping us was a spy.\u00a0 Another guy pulled some secret shoe out, which had 3 other shoes attached to it by thick elastic, and hit the spy in the head with them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t remember much, which is a shame since I remember it being pretty good.\u00a0 There was some sort of war going on and one of the people helping us was a spy.\u00a0 Another guy pulled some secret shoe out, which had 3 other shoes attached to it by thick elastic, and hit the spy &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/18\/i-think-it-was-like-farscape-only-without-the-hot-pale-chick\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I think it was like Farscape, only without the hot pale chick.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-62","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-10","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=62"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1215,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/62\/revisions\/1215"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=62"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=62"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=62"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}