{"id":65,"date":"2007-05-29T11:32:28","date_gmt":"2007-05-29T16:32:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/29\/you-need-thumbs-to-milk-a-cow\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T15:42:31","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T23:42:31","slug":"you-need-thumbs-to-milk-a-cow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/29\/you-need-thumbs-to-milk-a-cow\/","title":{"rendered":"You need thumbs to milk a cow."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was at my parent&#8217;s house trying to decide\u00a0 which Indiana Jones to put on.\u00a0 Something started which seemed like one of the new prequels where some purple grim reaper robe wearing guy was chasing after a baby on a train.\u00a0 It turned out that the guy lacked opposable thumbs and needed to steal their milk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was at my parent&#8217;s house trying to decide\u00a0 which Indiana Jones to put on.\u00a0 Something started which seemed like one of the new prequels where some purple grim reaper robe wearing guy was chasing after a baby on a train.\u00a0 It turned out that the guy lacked opposable thumbs and needed to steal their &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/29\/you-need-thumbs-to-milk-a-cow\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;You need thumbs to milk a cow.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-13","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1212,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions\/1212"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}