{"id":78,"date":"2007-06-18T10:59:01","date_gmt":"2007-06-18T15:59:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/18\/unexpected-would-be-a-word-to-describe-it\/"},"modified":"2009-07-07T18:03:38","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T02:03:38","slug":"unexpected-would-be-a-word-to-describe-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/18\/unexpected-would-be-a-word-to-describe-it\/","title":{"rendered":"&quot;Unexpected&quot; would be <i>a<\/i> word to describe it."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning on my half-asleep drive to work, I had the (arguably) good fortune to look in my rear-view mirror at perhaps the perfect time.<\/p>\n<p>I was stopped at a red light, and when I looked up, I saw the man waiting behind me.  His head was tipped back and looked like he was screaming, and his right arm &amp; shoulder were moving in an up\/down pumping motion.<\/p>\n<p>I can only presume that I caught him at the very intimate moment of finishing his morning drive personal happy time.  Typically this is not what you would expect to see when looking behind you.<\/p>\n<p>Not knowing which category to post this under, Heads won 2 out of 3 on a coin toss.  Fun it is!  Yay guy masturbating in the car behind me!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know about you, but I don&#8217;t masturbate on the drive in to work.  At least not with other cars nearby.  This guy felt differently.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[34],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-stuffs","tag-masturbating"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-1g","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":924,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions\/924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}