{"id":82,"date":"2007-06-27T09:28:54","date_gmt":"2007-06-27T14:28:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/27\/its-peanut-butter-vomit-time-peanut-butter-vomit-time\/"},"modified":"2009-07-07T18:55:40","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T02:55:40","slug":"its-peanut-butter-vomit-time-peanut-butter-vomit-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/27\/its-peanut-butter-vomit-time-peanut-butter-vomit-time\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s peanut butter vomit time, peanut butter vomit time!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Right.  About that whole being good about not leaving food out thing&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dirty&#8217;s has been on medication for a <abbr title=\"Urinary Tract Infection.  Duh.\">UTI<\/abbr> for the past week or so.  She&#8217;s had several accidents inside the apartment and so we&#8217;ve been keeping the kitchen door open in the hopes that she&#8217;ll pee in there, rather than on the bedroom carpet or living room rug.  For a while, she was being really good about the kitchen being open again.  I&#8217;m told she&#8217;s pulled a few things out of the sink, but nothing really worth writing about.  Until now, of course.<\/p>\n<p>Dirty hates her pills, and it turns out Danielle and I both have different methods of tricking her into eating them.  I hide it in a handful of her kibble, while Danielle smears peanut butter all over it.   I was not aware of this, and did not notice that she left the peanut butter on the table for me to use with her pills.  Dirty did!<\/p>\n<p>She ate pretty much an entire jar of  peanut butter yesterday, and appeared to be stomaching it all pretty well for a while.  Not anymore.  She has now peanut butter puked in the apartment twice.  Once on her bed (that&#8217;s good), once on the bedroom carpet (that&#8217;s bad).<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;re all very disappointed that there are no pictures.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Right. About that whole being good about not leaving food out thing&#8230; Dirty&#8217;s has been on medication for a UTI for the past week or so. She&#8217;s had several accidents inside the apartment and so we&#8217;ve been keeping the kitchen door open in the hopes that she&#8217;ll pee in there, rather than on the bedroom &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/27\/its-peanut-butter-vomit-time-peanut-butter-vomit-time\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;It&#8217;s peanut butter vomit time, peanut butter vomit time!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[48,46],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-what-dirty-got-into-today","tag-dog","tag-pet"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-1k","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1007,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions\/1007"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}